Thursday, April 30, 2009

Rules For MAGNIFICENT Blogging

FOLLOW THESE RULES OR DIE. TRY ME.


1. Every two weeks, a 1st period bitch must write a blog. You may include pictures and videos. Those who do not post a blog in a fortnight will be punished by the Punishment Coordinators, Molly and Tiko, who are the only people who will care. (Molly may stop caring mid-december).

2. Ever blog/ vlog must be orginal content. NO VLOGS YOU HAVE POSTED FOR PEOPLE OUTSIDE THIS FORUM (Erin). However, you can share internet things you find funny (such as MirandaSings).

3. You may blog with other members of the Beat. These may be counted in your bi-weekly post.

4. You may not blog more than once a week.

5. Blogs cannot be written in text speak. Some of us do not know how to decipher that shit. Use your journalism grammar.

6. No showing sexual content or private parts (Nick).

7. No gays.

8. You may blog in the summer, but mandatory, punishable blogging begins on August 31st. You have two weeks after that date to post.

9. You must always publish the date of post and name of poster in the blog. Otherwise, that shit will get confusing. AND TRY TO COME UP WITH INTERESTING TITLES.

10. No junking up the blog. Also, no haxors.. don't take over other people's accounts (Nick). You can fuck around with comments, though.

That should about cover it. We reserve the right to add more rules should extraneous situations call for them.



OKAY BYE

(everyone)

17 comments:

  1. here comes another stupid nick post:

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  3. He deleted it, but it said:

    "FUCK DESE RULES I DON'T EVEN CARE. I DO WATEVA I WANT SINCE I AM BORMN ANDFN NODBODY CNA FUCK WITH DAT, SO SUCK MY CLIT FOR ONCE IN YO MUTHAFUCKIN LIVE YALL BITCHES DON'T KNOW SHIT I DONT GIVE A FUCK"

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  5. It said:

    "Hey guys, I know this might be random but I think it's important to advocate not to drink alcohol!! Three members of my family have died from alcoholism. Please don't ever ask me to engage in alcoholic activities!! Chances are I'm already busy anyway because I always make plans a lot of weeks ahead of time so I'm always busy on the weekends. Sometimes I go out to see a movie, go bowling, that sort of thing. Thanks guys!!"

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  6. i never took over anyone's account fuck you, molly 09

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  7. Hi, this is Nickkkkkk (I hacked Justin's again, bitches. suck my clit. im gay.)

    anywayz, i'm awesome and Justin sucks so eat me all night peoplez.

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  8. that's exactly what i would say if i hacked into someone's account................

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  9. i'm slitting my wrists right now! thanks guys

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