This shit took forever, but we heart College Park.

Yeah... I don't miss home either

Yo!! I'm having a great time up here. Molly and I actually have a lot of mutual friends (just like high school right?). I haven't replaced anyone; instead, the people here are like fresh glasses of water, or heroin. So many cali girls in my life right now. They're better than Blake cali girl, don't worry.

I pretty much have no complaints about this place. I love my classes (Oceanography, Psych, The Modern Mind, and French) and the campus is beautiful. I'm not having trouble adjusting but I do miss Jamie a lot. We still talk all the time though. I guess I could complain about my roommate a little but he also provides necessary entertainment so I dunno. He's just SO STRANGE and I want to staple his mouth shut. Seriously. Fucking weird. I don't even want to get into it.

I find I'm doing the same thing I did in high school--making friends with clashing groups of people so that I can never be a whole person or feel part of a singular community. It is... my destiny.

Oh, and I haven't smoked a single bit of weed since I've been here. Had a little bit of edible stuff, maybe, but no smoking. Healthylungz09! Anyway, hope you guys are doing well. Tiko, hook me up with your boy Andrew so we can get married, adopt a kid, and name him Andrew too.

Doing what I want, liking what I do

Good thing Tiko sent out that really threatening Facebook message, or I'd have never posted this here Beat Blog.

College is pretty cool. I'm still on a semi-regular sleeping schedule. I eat too much. I usually do almost all of my homework.

Here are my classes:

-Elementary Latin: Lots of memorizing, but it's a fun language. My teacher is adorable because she's Swiss, so she has a cute little accent that makes us confused about the correct pronunciation of "v".

-Culture and Crisis in the Golden Age of Athens: Studying 'roundabouts 500 BCE through the Peloponnesian Wars. The last third of the semester, we assume Athenian alter-egos and "react to the past" (ie. roleplay the aftermath of the Peloponnesian Wars). Tight.

-Introduction to Syntax: A linguistics course that is slowly but surely beginning to kick my ass. It's interesting, though. Makes me consider minoring.

-Performance and Self: ... Gay.

I have a total of one grade in two of my classes, and no grades in the other two. Yus.

I'm participating in the musical theatre club, Greasepaint. Actually... I have a lead in Urinetown (if you're familiar with the show at all, I'm Pennywise). So that's pretty cool. I was going to join Bi-Co News, but it seems like a really big commitment, especially since I haven't really gotten any grades back for writing yet... womp womp.

My friends are cool. I like them, although I certainly haven't replaced any of you. I haven't encountered Alex at all, probably because I haven't journeyed to Swat, not even for its legendary Freshman Dis-Orientation.

I don't actually miss home at all.

:D

--E-Wash

All My Friends Are Gay

HEY BEATBLOG BITCHES!

i miss you all. but you know, not really. i've replaced each and every one of you.

i have a new gay friend named andrew.
i have a new black friend named les.
the only people i havent replaced are....

molly. yeah theres no weirdo indie potheads here.
and talia. thank goodness for that.
i hope she doesnt read this.
sike i hope she d0es.
did anyone ever give her the password?? lolllllll.

so anyway college is good now that i decided i dont give a fuck.

i have some really really nice new friends, much nicer than any of you.

haha just kidding no one earth is nicer than CDGJ. all the guys i like are gay or in relationships. but you know, in time or whatever or ill just get a lot of cats.

I TURNED 18 TODAY!
everyone hates me because i sice my birthday.
but i got thrown in the pond outside my dorm. go check out the fbook video.

uhm. what else is new. lots of work. some potential cute guys. dance parties. creepsters. loneliness. crying in the shower. curling up in the fetal position. thoughts of suicide.

baha this is not funny at all. OH WELL. everyone else better post soon or ima come to all yalls schools and f u up.

KISSES
TIKOOOOOOOOO

ps i have even replaced keegs. there is a prof here named taber. i call him tay tay. nothing changes.


much love to you sexy bitches :)

If I can't have you, I don't want nobody babbbbbbbbbby

A tree only hits a car in self defense.

True shit

HOLLLLLLA

lol smiley face

Asher Roth

Oh hey guys!

I figure if I put I love college as my title I'll get rocks thrown at me and then be shunned for eternity, so I went for a..."you have to think about what Asher Roth does/raps about" to know that I'm actually still saying...I love college.

Oh whoa, okay.

So yea. I moved in August 28th. It was hella hot. And I mean hella hot. It was just really a mess but I got settled, said goodbyes and such and chilled with my roomie a bit. The school had stuff planned which I really didn't participate in. I just hung out with friends I've known since middle school.

School started on Monday. Never have I ever had so much reading and work to do until now. It was actually really stressful because I didn't understand what I was reading so I'd read the same thing over and over again. Eventually my teachers went over the stuff so I'm handling things better.

So yea, school is getting better. I've seen a few of you beat bloggers this past week. Kelly Shih, Amelia, NICCCCCCK!!!!! Yea, lol. So it's been great.

I've been thinking about Rushing so I've visited a few sorority houses. They all seem so nice but it gets to the point of figuring out if it is sincere or not. Either way, I think I'll make the right decision if I end up pledging or anything.

Last night was our first home men's soccer game. It was jam packed with Maryland Terps. We played UCLA and lost. It was actually pretty sad. After all this fun, my friends and I wanted to go party. I know, crazy right, Christina partying? Turns out walking down Route 1 in search for parties is quite lame. We found one but there were no drinks and it was jam packed with people. So we went to this diner and ate.

But get this, okay. So walking back to campus we heard this loud techno music. So we followed it and these guys who work for the school radio were just messing around djing. So they like came and got us, we had our own little strobe light party with them and it was...nice. At least I had a good time. My friends were bums though. They were just....idk. I kinda felt bad.

BUT EITHER WAY! It's college life. It's great, stressful, but none the less college life.

I hope all of you are having super di duper times in your respective places and will update Beat Blog SOOOOOOON!

OH OH OH! I wrote an article for The Diamondback which is like the schools student newspaper. And it was actually pretty scary to do at first but I'm glad I did it. It got edited a lot but oh well. I GET PAID! So excited. I mean, I would have written the article regardless of the pay but I'll take the money. I would put a direct link in here for all of you to read but alas, I can't find it online. I'll scan it in one day though. When I'm fully awake.

My roommate's name is Katie Molinski.

LOVE CHIRSTINA!

Change your shirt, cause tonight we got style

I love Tufts. I just had a great day. French placement exam tomorrow. Hope that goes okay.